
Fancy a spot of supper?

The best way to achieve it

is to wash daily

from nose-tip

to tail-tip,

not forgetting to wash round the back, of course.

With the saddest of expressions,

pose on a log or two.

Hey! Prostrate yourself on the doormat if you must.

If all else fails, wait by the empty bowl, purring sweetly.

Gets 'em every time.