Fancy a spot of supper?
The best way to achieve it
is to wash daily
from nose-tip
to tail-tip,
not forgetting to wash round the back, of course.
With the saddest of expressions,
pose on a log or two.
Hey! Prostrate yourself on the doormat if you must.
If all else fails, wait by the empty bowl, purring sweetly.
Gets 'em every time.
